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Monday, December 19, 2005

Carter is ONE

Carter invited his friends over yesterday to party with him before he actually turned one. He had Chloe and Logan, as well as Sammy and Joshie come to play with him. He also invited their parents (BORING...all they do is talk, hardly play at all!) ...Carter was happy to see Auntie Kate and Uncle Corey...but he really wished they had brought along the kitties.

Below you will see a ream of pictures.

Report on the day of Carter's birth? Matt took the day off, and tried to find a place to go swimming, but really could not find a good pool with open swim times that were not nap times...a brief synopsis follows.

Dad and Carter's...day of fun:
-sleep in until 7:30 (NICE)
-hang out (play, play, play)
-nap
-go vist Mom at work
-nap
-play, play, play



















Friday, December 16, 2005

"Oh! Oh! Mr. Carter!"

This weeks edition of what is Carter doing now?:

Falling off ledges-
Carter now knows that when he is at a ledge/edge (e.g. couch, bed, stairs) that he has to turn around in order to get off safely. We still support the drop, because he would be falling a distance larger then his body height. If there is a misstep, could cause breakage. Since our year warranty is almost up, we want to avoid breakage. This means that Carter can go down stairs all by himself. He crawls to the edge, then crawls around and backs up, then crawls down backwards.

Hugs-
Carter has his own version of a hug (at least that is what I think he is trying to do) which fits in quite well with his mobile "I have places to go" lifestyle. While playing, he will come very close to you and lie down in front of you with his head in your lap, or at your feet. This technique is also used if he is sad, and overwhelmed with the injustices of being a baby (like if left upstairs while Mom and Dad prepare dinner downstairs).

Stands with a Fist-
I guess he doesn't really do the whole Dances with Wolves impression, but he is getting better and better at standing on his own. Last night before his bath he kept pulling himself up on his toy crate, letting go, and waving his arms in the air (like he just don't care). I guess the arm waving helps with balance, but this is a motion Carter enjoys doing as a general playing motion. Often it is done while sitting, and holding two toys and waving them wildly in the air together (see CD Shuffle).

CD Shuffle-
We all know that you can buy a kid many expensive toys, and he will love the cheapest and simplest ones. I highly recommend CD's. They are shiny, a bold requirement of any baby. CDs are fairly durable, light to hold, and easy to grab, meeting another set of baby requirements (not always the parents requirements, mind you when it comes to things baby is not supposed to get into). Carter loves CDs. How do I explain how he plays with them? Hmmm...Aunt Jennette could probably do a better job, since she witnessed this, and fell in love with the move right away. Carter will take two CDs and place one under each hand, laying the CDs flat on the floor. He will then crawl with the CDs on the floor in front of him so that they slide with his hand movements. This increases crawling speed (not unlike a curling slider would on ice) and also makes for a very cute bum wiggle from behind.

Grandma Warned Us...-
Grandma warned us that our iron railing/banister separating our open concept 2nd floor and main floor would be a problem. However, I think she was concerned about Carter’s head being stuck in between the iron bars. What I didn't consider is Carter's wish to climb through and over the railing. If successful, Carter would have one foot dangling over the overhang, stuck in-between the bars, and the rest of his body on the 2nd floor. I know he wears diapers, but I imagine this could cause some discomfort with his family jewels.

Tante Kirstin Warned Us...-
I know what my sister will say when she reads this, but the lesson about cause and effect is such a cool one to learn. Carter loves to play with my reading light in my room. It has a knob on it which will incrementally make the light brighter, and brighter. Carter loves to play with the knob and then look right up at the light. The rules of the light game are that he can only play with the knob. Once the lamp gets moved around, the game stops. Again, our concerns about the end of our one year warranty, and our child braining himself with a lamp we let him play with, weigh deeply on this rule. Also, after publishing this game on his blog, you all know if this does happen to Carter, our negligence will be the cause…therefore we will have to continue to be diligent reinforcing this rule.

Coming Attractions-
Carter's first steps...coming soon to a theatre near you.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Bedtime Stories

I put the little guy to bed last night. Adine mentioned that she had started to offer him choices a couple nights before, so I thought I would try to let him pick out his own bedtime stories.

I laid out a few of his favorite books in front of him. He grabbed the Good Night Bear book immediately. This is one that Grandma gave him, with a little bear on a string who goes from page to page, telling everyone good night before going to bed himself.

We ran through the whole book. He turned the pages for Dad, and when we got to the last page he opened up the bear's bed and closed it up after I put the bear inside.

So, then I put that book aside and got him to pick another.

No.

All of the books arrayed in front of him are boring. He HAS to have the one behind dad, with the bear in it.

So we read Good Night Bear again.

And then we read Good Night Bear.

And then we read Good Night Bear again.

I stopped trying to give him other options - we both knew what he wanted.

Eventually we called it a night, and one of us went to sleep.


I just love how interactive he's getting. Stuff like this. The other day for the first time, he grabbed my hand and pulled me over to help him play with something (he likes to sit on the air mattress and have Dad bounce him up into the air).

All very fun. Can't believe he will be 1 year old on Monday already.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Santa - his evil tendancies have history

After getting a link to a blog from Matt, I have seen that Santa may really not be many children's favorate. I know my Mom reports I was not a friend of Santa's until at least 5.

For your enjoyment:

Santa Pictures

As my coworker, Nadine claims, we have now traumatized Carter for his entire life. Forever now will he be afraid of fat men in long white beards-good thing Papa is lean and back with the mustache, as well as Grandpa, sporting a mustache and a lean Heinrichs body.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Santa = Satan?

I remember the scetch from Saturday Night Live where the Church Lady made a striking parallel from Santa to Satan (above link in the title). Who knew Carter would have these same savvy instincts?

Ah- Christmas time. When all the children dream of sugar plum fairies, Jólasveinarnir, etc...and parents make plans for the best holiday for their kids. What could be better, more idyllic, then a trip to Satan...er, I mean Santa Claus?

Well, if you asked Carter...anything would have been better than a trip to Santa Claus. We didn't actually make Carter stay on Santa's lap until we got the perfect "pho-to-graph", because it was obvious from the 3rd second on Santa's lap and Carter was squirming to get off Santa, that this was going to go downhill fast. Santa, a man of his instincts, knew that this was a downward spiral. I suspect he also didn't want Carter's cries to have a domino effect for all the other kids who were following him. So the visit was cut short. Once back in Dad's arms, Carter breathed a sigh of relief, and we all went for lunch. Here are some pictures below.



























This is from dinner the other night. Carter really liked his cottage cheese and spaghetti

Monday, December 05, 2005

Hardee Har, Har



Ant Jennette, Miles and their pal Tanya came to visit this weekend. Here is a shot of the visit. PLUS a few miscellaneous shots we had hanging around.






Thursday, December 01, 2005

All I want for Christmas...

All Carter wants for Chirstmas is - well - he seems to have his two front teeth. However, y'all have been clamouring for a list of wants etc... for Christmas and for Carter's Birthday. I have some links to things below. For those of you in Canada, who cannot get these objects, but still want the guidance, just check out the type and style of things, and go from there.

Clothing
Swimming Trunks: 12 months
Socks: size 4 1/2 - 5 (colours other than white)
Tops: 12 months
Pants: 12 months
Robeeze (or any soft leather soled shoe like that): 12-18 months
Scarf
LBOW mittens: size small
Eating Wear: Kipiis Bib Clips

Toys
Car's n' stuff: vroom vroom vehicle
Anything bilingual with French on it
Blocks for babes: Modo Maxi
Other fun stuff: Creative Kid Stuff
Toy from the 70's: Corn Popper
Incrediblock: Fisher Price
Books: board books, interactive (e.g. Poppy Cat)

Although - keep in mind, your presence is always present enough!

Happy Birthday and Happy Holidays, everyone!